I’d be real curious to know what the morons eat. Their diet.
Is it healthy at all? Is it gluttonous at all? Or are they your McDonald’s types?
I would love to do a study examining the eating habits of the morons. Do they show any recurrent patterns, for example. Nature of their health problems? Are they overweight? Skinny? Malnourished (Not!)? I wanna know what those gun-toting barbarians eat for breakfast. Ham and Eggs? Croissants? Fresh Fruit?
Wanna know what I think?
I think — oops! I forgot what I think! — I think they’re steak and potatoes kind of people. Heavy on the lard. Dangerously, unhealthy.
Anyway, I don’t pay much attention to them. Their philosophies can be summed up in a line or two. And their navigational skills definitely belong to another sphere of thought!
And we seldom — if ever — collide.
