The Morons

I’d be real curious to know what the morons eat.  Their diet.

Is it healthy at all?  Is it gluttonous at all?  Or are they your McDonald’s types?

I would love to do a study examining the eating habits of the morons.  Do they show any recurrent patterns, for example.  Nature of their health problems?  Are they overweight?  Skinny?  Malnourished (Not!)?  I wanna know what those gun-toting barbarians eat for breakfast.  Ham and Eggs?  Croissants?  Fresh Fruit?

Wanna know what I think?

I think — oops!  I forgot what I think! — I think they’re steak and potatoes kind of people.  Heavy on the lard.  Dangerously, unhealthy.

Anyway, I don’t pay much attention to them.  Their philosophies can be summed up in a line or two.  And their navigational skills definitely belong to another sphere of thought!

And we seldom — if ever — collide.

Things That Never Made It Into Print

By Things That Never Made It Into Print

Keep it simple ... Radical ... Writer, Artist, Dancer, Musician, Chicago Betty