I was thinking of writing a piece about those, but then I thought — What in the world can I say about those things? I never make them! And don’t feel the worse off because of it. I guess it’s just trying to squeeze all of you into making these, for the most part, unattainable goals, like lose 50 pounds, or something. Okay. I vow to eat more this New Year. And that’s a whammy for me. Because I hardly eat. And eating is good for the body. Now that one just might pass muster. It’s plausible, for example. But it’s gotten so these things just got a bad name, as far as I’m concerned, and I don’t want to have to do anything — ugh — the thought just sickens me!