New Year Resolutions, Mesolutions, Equations

I was thinking of writing a piece about those, but then I thought — What in the world can I say about those things?  I never make them!  And don’t feel the worse off because of it.  I guess it’s just trying to squeeze all of you into making these, for the most part, unattainable goals, like lose 50 pounds, or something.  Okay.  I vow to eat more this New Year.  And that’s a whammy for me.  Because I hardly eat.  And eating is good for the body.  Now that one just might pass muster.  It’s plausible, for example.  But it’s gotten so these things just got a bad name, as far as I’m concerned, and I don’t want to have to do anything — ugh — the thought just sickens me!