The Merry-Go-Round Of Rotten Apples – 6sPlus


December 29, 2015

The divide between corporate and retail is as great or greater than the distance between design and manufacturing of Apple products. This, however, dos not affect profits, which are enormous, while the price of manufacturing is minuscule by comparison. 

I began riding the Apple merry-go-round late yesterday afternoon and I’m still on it now, 18 hrs later, and the only thing that’s changed, is the speed acceleration of Absurdity. 

Well, Betty, you’re not making too much sense,” the senior technical advisor said:

“My explanation for the damaged phone is that I do not know how it happened. I cannot explain it. So why does that not make sense?”

But the world we live in when we commit to the purchase and responsibilities associated with APPLE products is ruled by Empiricism – if you cannot explain it, the experience is not valid. Hm. What about God? Can you explain God? According to the laws of Empiricism, you cannot, thus God does not exist, right?


December 30, 2015

GORILLA-STRENGTH Glass? 
6sPlus?

Totally not true. 
Apple needs to get its ass whipped in court for false advertising. 

Butterfly-Strength is a more accurate description. 

I paid cash for the 6sPlus. 

$1000 …

Less than 2 months ago. 

And I had a freak accident the other day, and the glass at the bottom of the phone has a deep fracture. 

Now when I say it was a “freak” accident, I mean it was REALLY freaky, since I have NO idea how it happened. If you were to see it, you would surely say, “Damn. How did that happen?” You would associate a specific incident, heard and/or saw it drop, bulldozed. However, there was no such experience, and that is why I call it a “Freak Accident.” Doesn’t add up to a logical explanation. 

But try telling Apple that, and they will insult you by telling you that YOU are NOT making sense. But how is it that when you cannot explain what happened but something seriously happened and then communicating that information nonsensical?

Or, anymore nonsensical that the belief in God?   Prove God exists. 

I had the 5sPlus, and I cannot tell you how many times I dropped that phone – on its face – and NOTHING happened. 
But this experience has been appalling. 

And I’m thinking Insurance companies have a clause that they honor but which is inexplicable, and thereby deemed “An Act of God.” 

But the only God Apple seems to worship is the God of Greed

And just like this product, APPLE will not bend. 

Add to that a workforce riddled and confused – essentially, a joke.

They have devolved and their knowledge base is far from symmetrical. It’s random and confusing and thus unreliable. I used to laugh at the GENIUS BAR – How arrogant to presume and use this label for a bunch of technological geeks. 

At this stage, however, I would classify them as “Severely Learning Disabled.”

Depending on when and who you encounter when you go in the store, versions vary and so do policies. Some managers are militant about ensuring you have a miserable customer experience, as I experienced today. On Monday another manager said she would swap it for the fee of the replacement glass of $129. I had to think about it. So today, after I had thought about it, I decided to accept that offer. However, today, another manager refused to honor that. 

“I will NOT give you a phone for the price. I’m telling you that now. You will have to pay $350 for a replacement phone.”

However, she was not able to “explain” the discrepancy between the two offers, and that was my criteria for the LD Label. 

Thus, this phone, which is inferior in terms of durability, will cost me a total of $1400 and immeasurable grief. 
I am disgusted with Apple. 

And, its credibility rating has sunk, as far as I am concerned. Any company that refuses to stand behind their products sends up red flags everywhere. 

Any decent supplier of high end products would never behave towards a consumer in this manner.

You see, the problem now is we have an MBA from Purdue at the helm of Apple. Generally, MBAs are not noted for their Creativity, are they, now?  

It’s all about money. 

Which leads me to conclude:

The ship sunk when Steve Jobs died. 

So far, Today …

Thought I’d use the symbolic value of the eye here, so I cropped everything else. It’s such an easy symbol. Who can wrong with the eye?
This series is called …
Too Fucking Lazy To Tap
   
      
   
Next …
Brazilian Blogger, Chris Guerra. Accidentally stumbled on her through Instagram (That’s what I love about Instagram.) 
An incredibly beautiful and stunning writer and Activist who’s into tattoos and clothes and models her particular piece of the day, highly influencial, book signings, appearances, public speaking engagements, a mother, and a heavenly beauty who is an influential writer and much more. 
Why is it that we never hear about these really interesting people here in the US?  
Are we that culturally isolated?
  

Mother's Day Music: 2015

Too lazy to deal with pecking today, so I used pen and paper instead.
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Mother’s Day Music: 2015

Too lazy to deal with pecking today, so I used pen and paper instead.

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DSM, guys! I've Discovered a NEW Disorder. Listen up.

This is an Affective Disorder of the highest order:
Projecting the Opposite of How You Feel
EXAMPLE
You’ve been catching up with your sleep (busy, tired) and you feel rested.
However, people tell you, you look tired.
Conversely …
When you’ve been getting less than enough sleep, and you feel and actually are tired, people tell you, you look rested.
I would imagine DSM V would put this as part of their next update in the Personality Disorder column.
So which one matters?

DSM, guys! I’ve Discovered a NEW Disorder. Listen up.

This is an Affective Disorder of the highest order:

Projecting the Opposite of How You Feel

EXAMPLE

You’ve been catching up with your sleep (busy, tired) and you feel rested.

However, people tell you, you look tired.

Conversely …

When you’ve been getting less than enough sleep, and you feel and actually are tired, people tell you, you look rested.

I would imagine DSM V would put this as part of their next update in the Personality Disorder column.

So which one matters?