Morning Prayer: Reasoning with God
Please, God, send me something good today. You can’t expect me to suffer indefinitely. That’s not fair. Besides, I’m open to it.
You can get from here to Rockville in 45 minutes. Straight down I-95 South. In other words … Not far.
So do you ever hear of Dylan making a run to Rockville when he’s playing Baltimore?
Or anyone else for that matter?
Many will say artists are highly impractical creatures.
I say humbug to that.
I’d bet we are far better decision makers than top executives at top firms. And its methodology is simple. No complex formulas required to discover.
You often wonder why when masses of stupid people persist in identifying us through such a trait we just don’t stand up and rebel?
I was very young when I made my decision. Not more than 5, probably.
I took a good look at myself and said: “Now what do you want to do with yourself? Which one is it gonna be?”
“Why does it have to be one?” I said. “Why not as many as possible?”
“Based on my mathematical computations, I conclude the following order of concentration:
All you need is a pencil, pen, and paper for one.
And for the other, it’s all there. You walk around in it all the time – your body.”
I often come across titles whose subject matter often remains a mystery to me.
That happened with “Married To The Mob”
That title drove me crazy.
What the fuck was I thinking about!
So here we are again.
With one of those gems –
For an endless source of amusement.
INTENTIONALLY OFFENDING SOMEONE
How do you intentionally offend someone?
Are you civilized about it?
You have a snot hanging from your nose. (Just wanted to let you know.)
What do you do?
You tell me the truth.